Top 10 Sexiest Sci-Fi Porn Star Parodies

Science fiction movies, TV series and computer games have had a massive impact on modern day popular culture and they have introduced us to a diverse array of exciting off-world adventures, post-apocalyptic landscapes and intergalactic arenas for porn to explore! So if you’ve always wondered what happens beneath the sheets in your favourite sci-fi universes then you’ll love our definitive list of the top 10 sci-fi porn parodies;

1 – This Ain’t Fallout XXX: This Is A Parody (Hustler Video – 2016)

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The Vault may be running low on Water Chips but there’s no shortage of action-packed porn parodies! Directed by Andre Madness for Hustler Video, This Ain’t Fallout XXX: This Is A Parody (2016) is a feature length porn parody starring Kleio Valentien, Ana Foxxx, Dahlia Sky, Laela Pryce, Rebel Lynn and Ziggy Star as some saucy Great War survivors as well as Tyler Nixon and Hef Pounder as the iconic mascot Vault Boy. Whether you’ve played Fallout, its predecessor Wasteland, or any of the many Fallout sequels and spin-offs, This Ain’t Fallout XXX: This Is A Parody is a fun flick that serves up six steamy girl/girl, boy/girl and three-way sex scenes that will thrill fans of the post-apocalyptic game series.

2 – This Ain’t Terminator XXX (Hustler Video – 2013)

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Although Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Terminator was only vulnerable to some heavy duty hydraulic press factory machinery, Axel Braun’s reincarnation has a weakness for busty blonde bombshells! Starring Bailey Blue, Julia Ann, Juelz Ventura, Leya Falcon, Brett Rossi and Melina Mason as various versions of Sarah Connor, alongside Brendon Miller, Alex Gonz, Dick Delaware and Billy Glide as the seemingly unstoppable cyborg assassin, This Ain’t Terminator XXX (2013) is a spectacular sci-fi sex fest that was nominated for “Best Parody: Drama” at the 2013 Nightmoves Awards, “Adult Parody of the Year” at the 2013 Sex Awards and “Parody Release of the Year: Drama” at the 2014 XBIZ Awards as well as “Best Three-Way Sex Scene (Boy/Boy/Girl)” at the 2014 AVN Awards. Directed by award-winning porn parody director Axel Braun, This Ain’t Terminator XXX is a must-watch porn parody for sci-fi fans and action movie enthusiasts alike! Moreover, if you enjoy sci-fi porn parodies with some futuristic flair then we recommend checking out Will Ryder’s Not The Bionic Woman & Six Million Dollar Man XXX (2011) double feature for Pulse Pictures as well as Digital Playground’s Sex Machina: A XXX Parody (2016) starring Aria Alexander as a captivatingly curvaceous cyborg.

3 – Men In Black: A Hardcore Parody (Wicked Pictures – 2012)

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Saving the planet from intergalactic threats whilst sporting some sophisticated black tie attire is a task best suited to Misty Stone! Directed by, and starring, Brad Armstrong, Men In Black: A Hardcore Parody (2012) is a phenomenal Wicked Pictures parody production also featuring India Summer as a sexy medical assistant, Mia Lelani and Nicole Aniston as some kinky alien-insect hybrid creatures, Alektra Blue as a formidable extraterrestrial femme fatale and Kaylani Lei, Isis Taylor, Jessica Drake and Brandy Aniston as some incredibly erotic aliens as well as Xander Corvus, Eric Masterson, Ethan Hunt, Randy Spears, Tommy Pistol, Marco Rivera and Jack Vegas as the titular Men In Black agents.

All thing considered, Men In Black: A Hardcore Parody is an amazing sci-fi porn production that was rightfully awarded “Best Makeup” and “Best Special Effects” accolades at the 2013 AVN Awards and which should also be commended for its light-hearted and well-executed storyline, the comedic talents of its kinky cast, and for its epic orgy finale. As XCritic column writer Don Houston aptly highlights in his July 2012 film review;

“Men In Black: A Hardcore Parody by director Brad Armstrong for Wicked Pictures had a lot going for it and as a comedy, it was actually funnier than the recent third volume of the mainstream series. The sexual trysts were short on average but lengthy enough to get one in the mood to mingle, making it a great couples fuck flick with mainstream aspirations (the effects and sets reminded me of late night cable, impressive considering the differences in budgets) so once again I have to give a nod to Brad for hitting a homerun. The second disc of extras was great, the casting of babes like Misty Stone, Jessica Drake, India Summer, and others really helped make the sex work for me and the acting leads of Randy Spears, Ethan Hunt, and Misty Stone really need some attention paid to them when award voting time arrives (it should be noted that James Bartholet did a fine job in his role as well; stealing nearly every scene he was in). As far as rating are concerned, I felt this one merited a rating of Xcritic Pick for everything it had going for it, the only other title generating as much buzz for the company being the upcoming “Countdown”, though some of the smaller releases have really stepped it up of late too. In short, Men In Black: A Hardcore Parody had outstanding technical aspects, a great cast, superb extras, and blended the sex with feature elements in a way only Wicked Pictures continually excels at so check this one out”.

4 – Ghostbusters XXX (Brazzers – 2016)

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Who ya gonna call? Ghostbusters XXX of course! Although there have been many porn parodies featuring our favourite proton-packing wielding ghost-hunters over the years, such as Hustler Video‘s This Ain’t Ghostbusters XXX (2011), we recommend watching Brazzers‘ most recent paranormal parody Ghostbusters XXX (2016) that showcases stunning female porn stars Monique Alexander, Romi Rain, Ana Foxxx and Nikki Benz as they band together to form the sultry supernatural sleuthing team; the Nutbusters! Fit to bursting with five fantastic group sex scenes including an epic gangbang featuring the sexiest spook in town, Veronica Avluv, as well as some cameo appearances from Brazzers stars Abigail Mac, and it’s no surprise that Ghostbusters XXX was a smash hit success that was nominated for “Best Parody”, “Best All-Girl Group Sex Scene”, “Best Art Direction” and “Best Special Effects” at the 2017 AVN Awards!

5 – This Ain’t Avatar XXX (Hustler Video – 2010)

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James Cameron’s Oscar-winning intergalactic adventure Avatar was a critical and commercial success at the box office and fortunately Axel Braun’s Hustler Video porn parody release This Ain’t Avatar XXX 3D (2010) lives up to the daunting task of emulating this epic sci-fi behemoth. Winner of “Best 3D Release” at the 2011 AVN Awards and the “Working Blue Award” at the 2011 Ropey Valley Awards as well as being the recipient of multiple “Best Epic” and “Best Parody: Drama” nominations, This Ain’t Avatar XXX enables viewers to immerse themselves within the erotic universe of ‘Pandwhora’ and enjoy five thrilling sex scenes featuring blue beauties Chanel Preston, Misty Stone, Juelz Ventura, Nicki Hunter, Jasmine Byrne and Danica Dillan. If you just can’t get enough of This Ain’t Avatar XXX then you’ll also love it sequel release This Ain’t Avatar XXX 2: Escape From Pandwhora 3D (2012) starring Mia Lelani, Victoria Lawson, Yuri Luv, Helly Mae Hellfire, Adriana Sephora and Rachel Roxxx.

6 – The Sex Files: A Dark XXX Parody (Digital Sin – 2009)

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The Truth Is Out There; The Sex Files: A Dark XXX Parody (2009) is one the best sci-fi porn parodies to date! Featuring Kimberly Kane as sexy sceptic Dana Scully and Anthony Rosano as bulked-up believer Fox Mulder, the Digital Sin parody release The Sex Files: A Dark XXX Parody was directed by Sam Hain who expertly retains the edgy appeal of the cult classic TV show. Sci-fi fans can look forward to embarking on an erotic journey with Scully and Mulder as they investigate a series of raunchy paranormal crimes. Kimberly Kane is the perfect choice to play Dana Scully; this ravishing redhead takes centre stage in her sex scenes with Anthony Rosano which rightfully earned her the coveted titles of “Best Actress” and “Most Grateful Sex Scene” at the 2009 Ropey Valley Awards. Kimberly even received rave reviews from famous adult film critic Roger T. Pipe who highlighted within his October 2009 RogReviews article that;

“This is a dark, edgy movie with the right look and feel. It also features the best performance by an actress in an adult movie this year. Kimberly Kane is really great as Dana Scully. She looks the part and turns in a fantastic acting job. She also turns in a fantastic sex scene… The best sex scene of the movie is between Kane and Rosano. They fuck hard and fast, but with a great deal of genuine passion as well. In a movie that did so much to be faithful to the original, a scene like this is essential. They fuck each other like there really are years of pent up desire being exercised in one shot. It’s hot, romantic and perfect in every way. (Which means it’s also highly strokeable smut.) Pencil this movie in for award nominations and make sure Kimberly has a good seat at the AVNs because she deserves a statuette for her performance in this movie. Anyone looking for a really good adult movie and more specifically a fine X Files parody will love this movie. I can only hope that they have a sequel planned because this one is begging for another go round”.

Fans of The Sex Files: A Dark XXX Parody will be happy to hear that it was swiftly followed up with The Sex Files 2: A Dark XXX Parody (2010) that lived up to fans’ expectations and then some! With Kimberly Kane and Anthony Rosano once again reprising their roles as Dana Scully and Fox Mulder, as well as a stellar supporting cast of Nikki Benz, Bobbi Starr, India Summer, Dani Jensen, Bree Daniels, April O’Neill, Rocco Reed, Eric John , Ramon Nomar and Rod Fontana, this superb sequel release was just as successful as its predecessor and as such it was nominated for “Best Parody: Drama” at the 2010 AVN Awards. If you’ve been looking for a spectacular sci-fi porn parody series then The Sex Files: A Dark XXX Parody will be sure to deliver!

7 – The Doctor Whore Porn Parody (Wood Rocket – 2014)

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Travel through sex, time and space with the Doctor (aka Sex Lord) in The Doctor Whore Porn Parody (2014) as he strives to save his captivating companions and former regenerations from his raunchiest ever adversaries; the Cybersemen! Is his sonic screwdriver up to the test? There’s only one way to find out! This hilarious Wood Rocket DVD feature release is a must-watch porn parody for fans of Doctor Who as it gives new meaning to the term ‘it’s bigger on the inside’. From braces and bow ties to fezs and ‘Ex-sperm-inating’ villains, this lusty laugh-fest is one of the funniest porn parodies to be released in recent years and it has earned a wealth of notable nominations at the 2015 AVN, XBIZ, XRCO and Nightmoves Awards for “Best Parody: Comedy”. Combine its hilarious plot twists and punchlines with a stunning cast of slutty companions including Skin Diamond, Tara Lynn Foxx, April O’Neil, Jodi Taylor and Ava Dalush, and you have a sci-fi porn parody capable of shaking the very fabric of the space-time-sex continuum!

8 – Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody (Vivid – 2011)

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Although die-hard Star Wars fans will know that it is technically defined as a ‘epic space opera’, Star Wars is a ground-breaking feature film saga that has reigned over the sci-fi universe for many years and as such we saw it only fitting to include Axel Braun’s amazing Vivid parody release Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody (2011) within our countdown. Starring Allie Haze as Princess Leia alongside porn parody veterans Kimberly Kane, Aiden Ashley, Brandy Aniston, Rihanna Rimes, Jennifer Dark and Kylie Ireland among many others, Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody has become one of the most popular parody productions of all time; garnering mainstream media attention and winning a string of adult entertainment accolades at the 2013 AVN Awards for “Best Director”, “Best Art Direction” and “Best Parody: Comedy” but to name a few. If you’ve always lusted after Leia or wondered what really happened on the Millennium Falcon when no-one was looking then you have to check out Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody; the Force is strong in this one!

9 – Barbarella XXX: An Axel Braun Parody (Wicked Pictures – 2015)

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Barbarella XXX: An Axel Braun Parody (2015) for Wicked Pictures is a porn parody dream come true for fans of the 1960s sci-fi comic and feature film adaptation Barbarella! Riley Steele takes centre stage as buxom blonde bombshell Barbarella and she is surrounded by a stunning supporting cast of Wicked Pictures alumni including Asa Akira, Ash Hollywood, Chanell Heart, Jessica Drake, Kiki Daire, Jessica Ryan, Rachel Midori, Priya Rai, Selma Sins and even an intergalactic cameo from adult film superstar Tera Patrick! This psychedelic porn parody is a fun flick for all to enjoy; whether you’ve seen the original Barbarella feature film or not. Fit to bursting with sensational female porn stars, comedic yet solid special effects and some terrific intergalactic hardcore sex trysts, there’s a lot to love about this Wicked Pictures porn parody wherein Barbarella strives to save the galaxy one saucy sex scene at a time. What more could sci-fi fans ask for?

10 – This Ain’t Star Trek XXX (Hustler Video – 2009)

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No Top 10 Sci-Fi Porn Parodies list would be worth its weight in gold without paying homage to the pioneering sci-fi TV saga that is Star Trek. Fortunately, whether you love the original 1960s Star Trek TV series featuring dynamic duo Kirk and Spock, or if you prefer the subsequent Star Trek: The Next Generation spin-off series that brought the world Jean Luc-Picard, or even if you have a soft spot for Deep Space Nine, Voyager and Enterprise, you can rest assured that there will be a porn parody to suit you!

To save you from scrolling through countless revivals of sub-par Star Trek parodies, we have decided to focus on Hustler Video‘s This Ain’t Star Trek XXX (2009) which has spawned two superb sequels; This Ain’t Star Trek XXX 2: The Butterfly Effect (2010) and This Ain’t Star Trek XXX 3 In 3D (2013). This fan-favourite sci-fi porn parody DVD series was directed by Axel Braun who boldly dared to go where no porn director has gone before as he showcases some of the most popular female porn stars in the industry including Jenna Haze, Sasha Grey, Jada Fire, Aurora Snow, Codi Carmichael, Nautica Thorn, Alexis Texas, Jennifer Dark, Kagney Linn Karter, Madison Scott, Ana Foxxx, Dillion Harper, Dahlia Sky, Penny Pax and Scarlet Fay! Whether you’re a human or a Vulcan, a Romulan or a Klingon, there’s something for everyone to enjoy in this kinky, quirky and thrilling sci-fi porn parody that RogReviews film critic Roger T. Pipe ardently endorsed as;

“Really a delight. It is by far Axel Braun’s best such effort. I say this not as a huge Trek fan. If you are, then you need to stop reading right now and order your copy of the movie. You will love it, I promise. This is a great Trek parody with Kirk, Spock, Bones, McCoy, Uhura and of course Khan. The sets are good, the costumes are fantastic and the script is pretty good. The cast is great in every way”.

Live long and prosper!

 

Amy Stone

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